//Crystal Ball Script - By Michael McDermott (mcdemf1@wfu.edu)
//http://www.wfu.edu/~mcdemf1- Modifier G.P. Brian Are
//Visit JavaScript Kit (http://javascriptkit.com) for script
function getAnswers() {
time = new Date()
randominteger = time.getSeconds()
if (document.input1.textfield.value == "") {
alert("Dodol luh! Ello gak masukin kata apa-apa ke Crystal Ball!!!")
return
}
if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Apaan sih? Gak mutu banged dweeh..."
if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="Yeah, kemungkinan 65% begitu. selebihnya lo juga tau!"
if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="Yang bener aja! Gak Mungkin!"
if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="Maybe yes, maybe no. lagi males mikir nih"
if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="Ngapain lu nanya2 CRYSTAL BALL? Emang lo percaya jawabnya?"
if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 18)) answer ="Gimme a break, gimme a break, NO!"
if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="Eemmm... 50-50 deh."
if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Tanya lagi deh, yang bermutu dikit dong!"
if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Kamu tahu cara kerja Crystal Ball ini? itulah jawabannya."
if ((randominteger >= 28) && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="NO WAY, kiamat aja masih jauh dan gak ada yang tau."
if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="Elo mabok ya? ntu jawabannya!"
if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="O eM Gee, Please deehhh...!!!"
if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="Asal lo seneng, iya deh!"
if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="Gusdur Sez: Gitu aja kok repot!"
if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="Kalo lo yakin, maka pasti!"
if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 48)) answer ="YES! Puas kan lo?"
if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="Lu pikir gw bakal ikut pusing mikirin pertanyaan lo?"
if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="Hhhmmm... udah deh jangan ngaco"
if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="Selama mentari terbit di timur dan tenggelam di barat, pasti!"
if ((randominteger >= 58) && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="Hahahahahaha.... enak banget ngetawain lo. Tanya lagi deh!!"
var newWindow = window.open("","Results","width=300,height=300")
newWindow.document.write("")
newWindow.document.write("Kamu Tanya:
")
newWindow.document.write("" + document.input1.textfield.value + "
")
newWindow.document.write("Lalu Crystal Ball Menjawab:
")
newWindow.document.write("")
newWindow.document.write("" + answer + "
")
newWindow.document.write("Exit!
")
}